Job Gas

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc

"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"

by spyanuk November 27, 2017

Alabama Gas Can

Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.

I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.

by Bronco4430 May 20, 2024

Get gas

Words of encouragement.
Similar to the Chinese "add oil". As used by Heidi Bressler in Apprentice season 1 episode 1.

Used time around 23rd minute

A: I'll go into the examination hall and have my exam now.
B: Get gas!

by LocEngPlay November 27, 2009

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

Gas Off

A Gas Off is an impromptu competition in which two parties, through a series of increasingly meta attacks on one another's sense of reality and continuity, attempt to out-gaslight one another.

The competition is over once someone safewords or admits defeat. Do not continue gaslighting after the competition is over, you will damage your friends and your friendships.

(I don't have the energy to submit an example of Gas Off, I'm sorry.)

by Vodik_VDK December 09, 2022

galaxy gas man

Pedro yn on every drug known to aliens

person 1: Yo where is galaxy gas man

Person 2: He digging in me

The crowd: THOSE WHO KNOW, BALKAN RAGE

by yn and fn December 02, 2024

Alaskan Gas Dragon

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.

My mouth cavity is still soiled from when I did the Alaskan Gas Dragon.

by AlaskanEarthDragon February 11, 2024