my butt

disbelief, lie, something that you think is not true

im early right?

my butt your early, your an hour late.

by el mago December 11, 2007

butt naked

As in wet, when mixing weed with PCP.

You just smoked all that? I didn't know you liked to get butt naked.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005

Butt Slut

A male who enjoys the simple things in life such as being reamed frequently in the anal cavity. These people usually like it hard and rough and will deliver their anus to anyone in need.

Josh: Dude lets go golfing.
Brandon: Dude i usually sink my ball into the 19th hole within two strokes.
Kyle: You're such a butt slut. I need a hooch.

by BarnacleBill February 14, 2010

Butt Pirate

Someone who pillages another's booty.

50 Cent is a butt pirate, he rides Eminem's Hershey Highway nightly.

by Pro September 22, 2003

butt booger

the terd that's stuck in your butt that makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk.

Jon: Dude I can't even walk this fuckin butt booger is just logged in there

Tyler: Dude that's disgusting, go take a shit or something

by jeffry the monkey's anus March 26, 2009

Butt Probe

1. General name for an object used to manually explore the "butt".

2. Any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.

Someone should post that Civi’s new Legendary mace would be best used as a butt probe….. on him!

by TheSoLOthers October 13, 2009

butt party

A group of usually non-commissioned members (enlisted), in charge of operating the targets at the end of a firing range.

Damn it, Sergeant Dick put me on the butt party.

by Fearbeforeme October 30, 2009