port-a-potty mouth

Someone with exceptionally vulgar language. Swears are said at inappropriate times, out of context, and in front of children, authority figures, and clergymen.

Dan: Maria is throwing around f-bombs in front of her boss! What a port-a-potty mouth!

Connie: I was walking the fucking dog and then the piece of shit starting humping a fucking geezer! Can you fucking believe that shit?!

Maddie: Wow, mommy, you have a port-a-potty mouth.

by Mallorina August 21, 2011

lint mouth bitch

A very dumb person with no common sense or personality.

Well, I knew it ! Your cousin is a lint mouth bitch!!

by Fatqueef May 30, 2020

whos in your mouth

a game a group of men play on a girl "usualy younger" that involves a blindfold and no less then 3 guys where the girl tries to guess the male in her mouth.

ashley played "whos in your mouth" lastnight with tom steve and i it got messy

by Jesus creast July 20, 2012

two dick mouth

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'

Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."

by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

mash potato mouth

The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.

I went to talk to him, but he started mash potato mouthing everywhere. He is real hard to talk to.

by zinna rose January 30, 2012

Ass To Mouth Ritual

A very special type of ritual, thought by many to be a myth, to summon the spirit of the devil. The ritual is performed by two partners, one male the other female. They both have to engage in anal sex until the male is primed for ejaculation. After priming has occurred, the male will quickly pull out and proceed to blow his load in the female's mouth while chanting under his breath, "ATMR" continuously until the female has completely swallowed the semen.

John - "Hey, can you come tonight to watch the football?"
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."

by JamesMANxD January 5, 2017

Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.

I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.

by Bamafan1 October 12, 2011