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My mouth 

Beginning of Alex Turner's love letter to Alexa Chung
It regularly gets reposted on the internet by mostly aesthetic-focussed accounts, however, the AM fandom grew to despise the letter
Today it is often used by insiders as some kind of Rick Roll
My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of those steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
My mouth by imweirdimaweirdo January 21, 2021

sasuage in my mouth 

when something enormous is thrusted into a person's mouth
dude this guy gots issues he putting a sasuage in my mouth

2 cigs 1 mouth 

smoking two cigarettes at the same time
dudes in The Wire do 2 cigs 1 mouth just all the time

Hit you in the mouth

To inform or awaken a person about a hidden agenda, meme or practice, currently being propagated by the powers that be.
Adam hit you in the mouth about trains being a superior form of transportation and planes being an inferior one, when he shared the article promoting high-speed rail.

Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth 

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.

slut mouth 

Any girl that makes out with anyone when drunk all the time. Be it with friends or random people, this person will not sleep with you and leave you blue balled for eternity.
Guy : "So, what did you do last night?!"

Girl : "Got drunk, made out with someone I just met that night, again."

Guy : "Did you have sex with him?"

Girl : "No!"

Guy : "You are such a slut mouth!"
slut mouth by Evil-Boy June 24, 2006