May 31st

National suck dick on trampoline day

Omg it’s may 31st grab your land and suck his dick on the trampoline

by Love kids October 17, 2019

30th may

Nationals kissing Mike day!!

Person 1: why is everyone kissing Mike?

Person 2: today's 30th may, it's nationals kissing Mike day!

by HHKKHH May 30, 2019

8th may

Camerons birthday

Harley : what day is it ?

Cameron: 8th may

Harley: happy birthday!!

by the amazing boy October 13, 2019

Lily-May

A person with high OCD and a sore loser when playing board games.

Person 1: Did you see that person playing scrabble earlier?
Person 2: Yeah they are such a Lily-May

by Asdjgoc dn May 17, 2019

May 24th

Day where LGBTQ+ gets to spend their pride on their Pride Day

Can’t you wait for May 24th?

by PC :) June 2, 2018

May 24th

National kick a boy’s balls day!

Sarah: You know what day it is ?
Sam:what?
Sarah: May 24th
*kicks his balls*
Sam:ow what was that for?
Sarah: Pay back for the 24th of April!!!

by Mmmss April 25, 2021

May 11

It’s rate my body shape day. On that day you can send a picture of your body (naked, in underwear or just wearing what you feel in PHAT) and ask for an honest assessment of how sexy you are.

- It’s May 11. Wanna rate my some nudes?
- Boner alert

by Garbaragerack May 10, 2021