Max

The most annoying classmate you can ever have who screams in your ear and believes in a religion called shaggy. Hes really ugly and has blonde hair with glasses. He is also gay.

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eww..its max
max your so annoying

by Nathan the spider kid April 30, 2019

Max Cahill

Goes by the name max but his real name is James. Every day for assembly he fucking gets first first first first and first for swimming. Used to be the fastest but was beaten by a black guy. Freckles. A meh to be around but could be interesting? I guess? Kinda honest who really knows I'm not his friend but to me he seems reserved and has alot of voice cracks. mY cHiLd.

Max Cahill is an extremely white Male

by RIPincaClassO2019 May 2, 2019

Max

Max loves long walks on the beach and usually listens to vibe music before bed. Max typically will make you laugh and is from sea cliff . He loves to hit the quan at family events and loves to roast marshmallows by the fire

#maxissexy #whosThatmax #max

Max loves to work at Ralph’s in town.

by Pete wass May 5, 2019

Max

Max is a heartless douche Bag who likes anal intercourse with three-year-olds

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- quit being a Max!!!!

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

Max

Max is a self obsessed hoe that has no hart or dick

Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- no quit being a max

by Big fat chose man with a 7 inc May 8, 2019

Max

A talentless freak who a girl should not fall for because they are the true definition of stupid

Max :You are such a max I made a mistake

by Jarule May 10, 2019

Max

Max is a really sweet, and really amazing girl, she knows what she is doing. She can also be very active. She isn't one of those girls who wear pink everyday, and causes drama, no, she plays video games with the guys, and is not afraid to burp once in awhile. She also laughs often, and is very adventurous. She is very indecisive, and loves it that way. She is not afraid to be dangerous! Maxes are also really smart. You would want a girl like her!

Max: Hi, I'm Max!
Person 1: Sup?

Person 2: Um... your THE Max? You must be really smart!
Max: Thank you!
Person 2: And really kind!
Max: Um..
Person 2: And really funny!
*Goes on forever*

by ThePerson624 March 28, 2019