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Matthew

Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.
Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!
by blondiewiththelips October 25, 2018
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Matthew

A tall man, usually quite handsome but not adorned by girls. Mostly into memes and gaming with the boys.
Matthew, wanna make memes?
by DiamondReaper 24 September 24, 2020
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Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.
A matthew Allen bratton is a great person and a amazing lover.
by I lost him April 15, 2020
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Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him
There goes Matthew delusional
by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023
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Matthew is a tall dude with a red hairy vainy cock, he pulls no bitches, he is a ranga that thinks to high of him self while he looks like a ranga verison of slender man
"Matthew sits on his ass all day and does nothing"
by anonymous December 25, 2022
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Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
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Matthew

The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing
Matthew is sexy asf
by hehsjakgdjs November 10, 2021
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