John Cena

A moronic wrestler. Every girl thinks he's hot. With his fake moves and wiggerish ways. He's just a scum who can't wrestle for shit.
Doesn't that wigger over there remind you of John Cena with his fakeness?
by Hi-Ya Zip February 10, 2009
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John McCain

Well-known Republican senator from Arizona. Best known for having served in Vietnam, having a bad temper, and being a moderate Republican.

Contrary to popular belief, McCain isn't a liberal Republican. In fact, he is pro-life and supports many of the ideas of the Republican platform. He is very popular with the "liberal" media because of his controversy and slight deviation from the traditional values of the Right.

Although he supports Dubya in this war, there is some speculation that McCain is merely catering to the far-right Republicans in his party that don't like him.

Whether this is true or not, John McCain is a heroic, patriotic American who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Hopefully, he'll continue to follow his own beliefs instead of being another Republican puppet.
John Kerry considered John McCain for a running mate, even though their political beliefs are quite different.

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I love this guy.
by anonymous December 14, 2004
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John Cena

An abomination of a human being. Played the demon in Exorcist and has been pursuing a career in wrestling and cant hack it. Always moaning about numerous injuries and getting his ass wooped in the arena. Should quit while he's ahead.
Did you see John Cena in the Exorcist?
by samuk123 June 27, 2009
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john howard

1. The Australian Prime Minister from 1996 onwards.
2. A cockney rhyming slang for coward.
1. John Howard boards the plane again for another G.W Bush asskiss.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.
by Yummymummy October 05, 2006
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peeping john

a loser named john who sits outside your window and watches you through your window and may or may not be naked.
i am john and im watching you through your window because im a peeping john. naked.
by john peepers September 07, 2006
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John Caparulo

An upcoming comedian who first appeared on Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy. One of the funniest guys out there
Random guy: I just saw John Caparulo last night on comedy central!

Other guy: You must of laughed your ass off then
by AmazingRandomDudeinKS June 19, 2009
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John Cena

Just the worst wrestler ever.He is currently injured cause he got frucked up on a simple hip toss,which was probably for the best.I mean,he only uses a total of 5 very crappy moves.FU=Modified body slam/firemans carry,STFU=Gloryfied STF,Shoulder Block=A running shoulder,5 Knuckle Shuffle=A punch to the face,and a Clothesline=A clothesline.His fans,or "Chain Gang/Lame Gang/Gang Bang Soldiers" are all fat ugly chicks or ten year old boys.He disgraced two title belts,he has a lame gimmick (wigger/rapper/marine).He uses three lines that are so gay,but he uses them as an Insult.And worst of all,he just wouldn't lose the title.I am Chile PAC from Yahoo! Answers,be sure to rant and rave to me all you want so I can laugh at your bad grammar and ridiculously stupid comebacks such as "suck my dick" and "yo momma" or,my personnal favorite "yo jus jeulos cuz he batta that u gay bich".
Jerry "The King" Lawler:Oh My God J.R,John Cena awfully sucks.PUPPIES!

J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!
by Chile Santiago December 08, 2007
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