by Jaxson the bitch You insulted January 14, 2020
jacob comes off as a sweet, nice guy, but then completely changes on you. he makes u fall for him but then crushes ur heart. he compliments u and talks to u for hours then u guys start liking each other. it’s great and things are going great. then he stops talking to u and completely ignores you making u question why he isn’t talking to u or if ur good enough. then he dumps u and tells u he never liked u. then u are completely broken and torn cause he never knew that u loved him. then after 8 months of u still not over him and crying every night, he texts u to say he loves u. u loved him too so u go back. same thing happens. this time, u are depressed but he doesn’t care. cause jacob never cared in the first place. he just wanted to see how pathetic u were.
jacob told u that u were worthless, ignorant, and no one would take u, but u still loved him and went back. that was ur mistake that broke u once again. jacob broke u again.
by nevertrustwhouthinkucan September 14, 2020
* jacob see's dannielle * *boing*
*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy
*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy
by rbrbklwu, tbh23ui kjhfnqdk,nd December 05, 2019
Jacob is sexy
by UrbanDictionary._com November 29, 2018
The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.
by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024
Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 19, 2018