Hipster

A hipster is someone that always has something negative to say about the things you like, but will never tell you what they like.

A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..

You never have anything positive to say about the movies I watch. Quit being a fucking hipster.

by panicstep June 1, 2018

HipsterD

HipsterD- the best youtuber of all time and is one of the best role-models of our generation.

"Yoo! Wanna go watch some HipsterD on youtube, because we have nothing better to do!!" "Hell ya!"

by HipsterDFilms June 10, 2018

Hipstercrit

A trendy person who jumps on bandwagons just to be popular. Ie a vegan who wears leather or any animal products.

Him: Vegans who wear leather boots and hats don't make sense bro.
Me: Dude that's so Hipstercritical

by Rad Scientist September 24, 2018

Hipster

Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.

That man purse is so hipster of you.

Have you seen jessy''s play shirt? It's so hipster!

by Ellbobski October 2, 2018

Hipster Milk

Something Hostis drinks

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.

by aebso October 5, 2018

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

hipster

A person who trolls niche branding, fashion, culture, or philosophy solely to be "hip;" usually of affluent background. A distinctively pompous nonconformist.

That tiny bar down the street used to be a cool hangout until tourists and hipsters heard about it.

by PBJ_ok November 17, 2018