spoon full of jelly

A thick Black woman.

You walk into a club expecting to get a spoon full of jelly

by ccc77483884748 November 5, 2009

going full Fernando

Defined as When someone is taking a shit in an Applebees bathroom, and you strip down to nothing and enjoy your poop

Going full Fernando is being defined as:
Yo there’s someone that’s gone full Fernando in the bathroom

by Halfgoodkush April 24, 2023

Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010

Full-time Lesbian

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection

Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

this site is full of sex

something you type after finding wayyyyyy too many definitions you didn't want to know about.

some kid: im gonna go on this cool site i found because fuck school

1 hour later

also kid: this site is full of sex someone help

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Going full Kellas

The feeling or act of being completely butt hurt because you didn’t receive something you were never ever entitled to receive in the first place... EVER.

Terry was going full Kellas because he didn’t receive a pay rise at his new company he’s been working at for only 3 weeks... so he quit out of spite

by Sydney sludge November 1, 2020

Full moon massacre

When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises

My first full moon massacre was quite the experience

by Full moon massacre September 23, 2014