full blown fuckwit

When someone is incredibly stupid or makes dumb decisions that are out of this world and are unable to be comprehended.

Sophie: Wait, so if you're pregnant with twins would you be pregnant for 18 months?
Amber: You're a full blown fuckwit.

Sophie: Who, me?

by iamnotaperistool March 16, 2017

Full Candy Corn

A male with a small penis that has an erection.

"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."

by ABaconWitDaHooodie July 15, 2018

Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010

spoon full of jelly

A thick Black woman.

You walk into a club expecting to get a spoon full of jelly

by ccc77483884748 November 5, 2009

Going full Kellas

The feeling or act of being completely butt hurt because you didn’t receive something you were never ever entitled to receive in the first place... EVER.

Terry was going full Kellas because he didn’t receive a pay rise at his new company he’s been working at for only 3 weeks... so he quit out of spite

by Sydney sludge November 1, 2020

this site is full of sex

something you type after finding wayyyyyy too many definitions you didn't want to know about.

some kid: im gonna go on this cool site i found because fuck school

1 hour later

also kid: this site is full of sex someone help

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Full-time Lesbian

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection

Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020