Evan

Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight

Evan is God

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Evan

Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes

Evan is a literal God

by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021

Evan major

The best all I can say

He so EVAN MAJOR JACKSON that’s why I like him

by Thisguy33333 November 23, 2021

Evangelisa

Smart and artistic. An empath with a big heart. Sensitive though they don't show it very well. Shy and timid. Tend to distance themselves. Hates being lonely. Changes with the seasons. Very open minded. Embraces everyone for their true colors and wishes someone would do the same for them. A big lover for beautiful scenery and happy moments. Forgetful of many things. Sad and to themselves. Stuck in their minds. Blissful In a way. Oh what it is to be human.

I am evangelisa

Evangelisa is what I am

by Burgerbuns November 23, 2021

Evan

someone who is sexy, kind hearted, confident, minds their business and has a big fat juicy ass

omg i love her she's such an Evan

by evanmwah01 November 23, 2021

Evan

probably human

Evan has a flesh body

by Not.ALieEn November 23, 2021

Evan

Someone who does a Level 1 BTEC.

“Oh my god, you’re such an Evan!” “Eat my shorts, Evan!” “Hey Evan, can you refill my car- actually, nevermind”

by Shreks November 23, 2021