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Donald Trump

47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.
by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025
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Donald Trump

A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
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Donald Trump

Donald John Trump is an American idiot, groomer, liar, convicted felon, American Guy, and an orange-colored fat douchebag who supposedly served as the 45th "president"(?) of the United States of America from 2017 to 2021. He was "elected" in 2016, stealing the presidential election from the actual 2016 president-elect, Hilary Clinton, by letting a lot of robot machines vote for this douche. Before entering politics, he was a famous business magnate and media personality who owned the Trump Tower and even created his own reality game show, The Celebrity Apprentice (2004-2015). He plans to ban abortion nationwide (as now he's a pretty annoying free guy who likes to fuck guys) and overturn Roe VS Wade if he is elected in 2024 (if elected, also being historical as he is gonna become the first non-consecutive second term since the president Grover Cleveland) and ban abortion, fuck Donald Trump. Ex-trump supporters want you to vote Joe Biden who is saving America from this douchebag with ugly orange makeup since 2021. Those minions (who supports this douche) who say "Fuck Joe Biden" are likely supporters of this fascist and racist piece of shit.

This guy's breath smells like poop and his mouth tells white lies. His "hair" also feels like its made out of wigs and gold socks.

NEVER go on Truth Social unless you follow the Biden-Harris HQ account.

Stupid racist old people who like this little orange douche always puts many dislikes on alts on the UD page of Joe Biden.
Fuck Donald Trump
NEVER vote Trump
Vote Joe Biden
#Biden2024
by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2024
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Donald Trump

The 45th president of the United States of America. A unpopular American President who is viewed for his conservative radicalized views on birth right citizenship and deporting American born Blacks back to Africa, Immigration polies, subjection of the the freedom of speech and constitutional liberties; the abhorrent disregard to our constitution. He is known for his weaponization of politics and is believed to have been an active bystander and the cause to the January 6th insurrection. A forgiven international war criminal, has also been indited with 91 felonies and convicted of 34 felonies. His actions, mental status and views have show shocking similarities to Adolf Hitler. A grumbler and complainer on social media and as a leader has started a few international conflicts with nothing more than a child like post on social media.
Donald Trump a high controversial and hated American president.
by Tr0nR3b0rn October 31, 2025
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Donald Trump

Donald Trump is orange as the sun
by Hillary Clinton 6969 July 22, 2024
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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
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Donald Trump

The 45th President of the United States.

The man with a plan to make America great again.

The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.

The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?

Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
by ProudAmerican February 29, 2024
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