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cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
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Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker)

A codename for a completely ownage guy on both xbox live (Cadet Crackers) and steam (Senior Crackers). he enjoys long walks on virtual beaches
Cadet Cracker (Senior Cracker) is such an owner
by DudewtfBBQ August 2, 2008
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cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living
by White-Boyz May 6, 2018
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Cracker soup

I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup
by bravo kun July 19, 2022
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Crackeritis

When a white person eats too much food and gets tired so he has the itis
My wife made a whole bunch of food that I ate on super bowl Sunday. I ate a whole bunch of it and I am white so therefore I have crackeritis
by The new meaning guy February 7, 2021
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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Cracker

A person that's the definition of crack it's self.

A more common term can be a crack addict or a drug addict.
Dude don't get to close to John his a Cracker
by Lil Kennedy June 4, 2021
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