cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

cracking a cold one by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

ball shrinking cold 

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

ball shrinking cold by Genna May 4, 2004

stone cold stunner 

wwe wrestler stone cold steve austin's finishing move. executed by placing opponenet's jaw on own shoulder, and dropping to the ground in a sitting position.

"Oh mah gawd, he hit the stone cold stunner!!! 1!! 2!! 3!! ding ding ding"

stone cold stunner by Anonymous November 9, 2003

The Cold Schlong 

The act of abstaining from sexual relations prior to marriage phrased in a blunt and oftentimes over-zealous tone.

I want to keep dating Jane, but every time I bring up doing the hankey pankey she keeps giving me The Cold Schlong.

The Cold Schlong by KillerBill November 3, 2021

stone cold bi-atch 

An extremely snooty, self-centered, superficial, girl. Most commonly associated with the "popular" crowd (aka a bunch of other scb's).

Dude 1: Delaney is such a stone cold bi-atch.

Dude 2: Indeed.

stone cold bi-atch by El Tipo November 20, 2010

nasty cold 

When you stick your penis up a girls nose and jizz in it. Then you make her blow it out with a tissue and the cum comes out.

I gave Lauren such a bad nasty cold. She was blowing my cum out of her nose for like two hours!

nasty cold by princenaseeem69 February 1, 2009

stone cold sucka 

loser; punk. Completely unworthy. Usually described as someone who demonstrates very idiotic things.

Don't call your boyfriend back. That stone cold sucka is cheating on you!

stone cold sucka by JKC July 15, 2005