vampire cold 

Symptoms of a common cold-type illness that seemingly disappear during the daylight hours, especially after waking, but then reappear in the evening, closer to sleep. Usually accompanied by a great deal of congestion and out right coughing.

Patient: "Yeah, I thought I had this thing kicked by noon, but noo, once the Simpsons were over, I was back to coughing up lung butter and suckin' down the Halls."

Physician: "Possibly cancer but more likely a vampire cold."

vampire cold by boustrophedonik June 27, 2010

Stone Cold Steve Austin 

A fucking badass speech writer of 1996 and the only redneck of wwe

Stone cold steve austin will whip some ass

Stone Cold Steve Austin by Shrek 01 November 8, 2019

Ill of the cold

Very pretentious and twatty way of sayin "I'm not well"

OR
Very pretentious and twatty way of expressing displeasure at wintery weather.

"Oh dear, I'm feeling ill of the cold"
OR
"I am ill of the cold outside"

Ill of the cold by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 25, 2013

cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

cracking a cold one by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

ball shrinking cold 

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

ball shrinking cold by Genna May 4, 2004

stone cold stunner 

wwe wrestler stone cold steve austin's finishing move. executed by placing opponenet's jaw on own shoulder, and dropping to the ground in a sitting position.

"Oh mah gawd, he hit the stone cold stunner!!! 1!! 2!! 3!! ding ding ding"

stone cold stunner by Anonymous November 9, 2003

The Cold Schlong 

The act of abstaining from sexual relations prior to marriage phrased in a blunt and oftentimes over-zealous tone.

I want to keep dating Jane, but every time I bring up doing the hankey pankey she keeps giving me The Cold Schlong.

The Cold Schlong by KillerBill November 3, 2021