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A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.
*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022
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Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.
I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).
by juwdan December 27, 2023
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christmas

a holiday that has absolutely nothing to do with jesus, and is just a day where spoiled rich kids get whatever they want from their sorry ass parents. and girls forget about their peoblems and think its the day for make up sex.
oh its christmas? you know whats happing today then.
by Tiktok. refrences. December 19, 2019
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scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell
"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 1, 2017
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Christmas

A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.
“Hey! You guys excited for Christmas?!?!!”
“Dude, shut up it’s JULY!!”
by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020
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Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.
Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
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The Christmas Abyss

The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well
Chris : Why is there an Xbox in the Christmas Abyss?
John : Cus`I wanted a PS4
by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName June 30, 2016
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