Christmas

Christmas:
Let me 'splain: Christmas like autobus. Autobus go forward, Christmas stop. Christmas go forward, autobus stop. Is simple no?
Let me 'splain again: Christmas like autobus. Christmas stop, autobus go forward. Autobus go forward Christmas go backward. Is simple no?


You still don't get it? Let me 'esplain, is simple. Autobus go backward Christmas stop. Christmas go forward autobus go backward. Is simple no?


Still having touble my friend? Is simple. Like I already 'splain. Christmas like autobus. Autobus stop, Christmas stop. Autobus go forward, Christmas go backward.


You still no get? You sure you not just having the joke with me? It's so simple. Even a child get it. Christmas like autobus that go forward and backward, then Autobus stop. Simple no?


No Kwanza, autobus. Stop going forward. Go back now. Is simple. Even child get it if you stoping having joke with me.

Yule, Yuletide, Winterfest, Comercial Season that steals your very soul. Pigtime.

by Lennie loves Mike Watkiss December 14, 2004

Christmaquanadondica day

A combination of Christmas, Quanza, hunukkah, and Ramadon, respectively. Who's figure is the Great Christmaquanadondica Day Man; Celebrated on the 13th of December, It involves putting out Macaroni and Cheese, Mac-and-Cheese, or else he will put Caustic Soap in your bed while you sleep. Some versions involve a Great Fish spirit of Christmaquanadondica day, but the mainstream celebration only involves Christmaquanadondica Day Man

Jimmy: Mommy can we have Mac-and-cheese for dinner tonight? Please make extra for Christmaquanadondica Day Man.
Mother: Jimmy go to bed and stop with this nonsense.
Jimmy: Mommy No! He'll put caustic soap in my bed.

by Gardengnome December 26, 2010

Red Christmas

When mah grandmother died cause she got shot and we were in the white van and then it turned to a red van and it became a Red Christmas. Then there was no open funeral homes for my grandmother so we ate her on the dinner table and it was a Red Christmas that became a White Christmas.

Give her a Red Christmas, Bitch!

by Sterlhasasmallhead December 17, 2004

Christa

The biggest sick cunt out in broady, wears Gucci to impress moey don’t worry

Look moey, it’s christa

by GFsssf November 2, 2019

Christmas Heat

An inexplicable sense of extreme hornyness brought on by the holiday seasons, hopefully resulting in a Christmas Fuck

I was walking down the street with all these cheerful, beautiful women in tight sweaters on the 24th and got a case of the raging Christmas Heat

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Christmasgasm

The act of having an orgasm on Christmas with either Santa or your spouse

Oh Jenny I had the best Christmasgasm ever yesterday. Let's just say I was probably naughtier this year than I've ever been.

by Johnny the Joker August 2, 2011

Christmas Goose

an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.

Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"

by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018