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Chris E

Mf’s like that have the name Chris and have the starting letter of E are those dudes that are complete idiot, it’s like the idiot that you usually laugh at, but they got their heart in the right place, and they’ll be for you in a rough situation
Person 1: hey bro can you run any faster we gotta hurry
Chris E: Bro i can’t i’m sleep depressed
by Ifyoureadthisurgae June 3, 2021
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Liquid chris

Liquid chris: my name is Christian Westchan Chandler, there seems to be an imposter.
Solid chris: nooooo!!!
by Boridge December 31, 2022
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Chris Shuttleworth

The perfect specimen of an extraordinary system administrator. Someone that all technicians should aspire to be like.
That Chris Shuttleworth can solve any issue that arises.
by Windcrest warrior August 11, 2023
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Chris Lamb

An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC

Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!
Chris Lamb is a fucking legend
by Aldi5bagsfor£40 October 1, 2023
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Chris Brown

To start a large scale project car and draw it out for years and years. To also buy something expensive after the slightest inconvenience.
by HondanationZ July 29, 2022
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Chris George

The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!
He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!
by anonymous February 14, 2022
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Chris Picture

A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school.
Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"

Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
by S, H, C :D March 22, 2009
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