Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

by Harry bartole May 26, 2022

chop

To lower the suspension of a motor vehicle in order to make it look cooler; to produce a low-rider.

Poor Wally begged his dad to allow him to chop the family Oldsmobile without success.

by StarryGordon June 13, 2016

Chopped

Basically means something that is not good

That guys build is chopped

by Reemer dreamer January 25, 2024

Chop

50/50 or usually 60/40 weed and tobacco cut finely together then bonged

"Man that chop got me high as."
"Hey man you want to put some weed in this chop"? when its practical brown lol. (70/30 or more Tobacco weed ratio).

by pestocide January 30, 2017

Chopped Chin

Chopped chin is the beautiful man at a basketball game. He has a funny looking chin. He is dancing and gives a glorious head nod that conveys safety and security to all.

I love chopped chin, his head nod says “hey buster you don’t wanna mess with me”. But it also says “hey man you’re safe with me, don’t worry everything will be okay.

by Chrissy momma January 6, 2025

Chop

One hundred dollars.

"Hey Rob, how much is it gonna cost me to get this water pump replaced?"
"About a Chop and a half."

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Chop Daddy

Slang term used to describe an incompetent or pointless person who spends all their time chopping and creating an underlying feeling of resentment: often used to express a collective sense of dislike

Tony: What is Chop Daddy doing?
John: He's gone to lunch with some intern, he's trying to put them away
Tony: What a complete chopper

by sj703 June 11, 2011