struggle bus

when you are taking a shit and it’s so bad you can’t get off the toilet and become stuck shitting ur brains out.

when you take a shit and you’re too constipated and get stuck in there.

man i cannot get off the toilet. i’m on the struggle bus

by Mayfl0wer1d May 29, 2024

Bu

Short for “butt urine” to describe diarrhea so bad it is like pure liquid shit peeing out your butthole.

Yo, thank egg salad left me with the bu!

by Wyobc May 19, 2024

Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021

Bus banger

When you surprise a bus driver with the scent of drugs then leave crumbs of hard drugs rubbed into the seats or similar imbedding to cause d.u.i.

Did you leave that bus banger on there on purpose?

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023

Sus bus

When da bus is sus

Ayoooo your on the sus bus

by Caleb steyn papi May 18, 2022

short bus

A person with a small penis or smaller than an average penis

I have a big dick - dude

Haha not even close, short bus -girl

by Kmach16 August 11, 2017

Battle Bus

A vehicle that defys all laws of physics by transporting 100 people in a 30 seater bus through the air being propelled by an oversized balloon. At random intervals some passengers chose to vacate the bus to their inevidable doom.

Most passengers of this bus are virgins or going through a divorce.

I'm leaving you Insert your name here All you ever do is circle jerk your friends on that Battle Bus

by Dailystraw July 9, 2019