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National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day 

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
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You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside! 

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.
Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

Louisiana Lunch Break 

When you jerk off while taking a poop.
“Hey where’d Josh go?”
Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”
Louisiana Lunch Break by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

Fake it until you break it 

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....
Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

let me break it down for you mark 

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
Omniman: Let Me Break It Down For You Mark...

Invincible:...

Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break 

Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike
P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then

Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others

Lock In Break 

To Take A Step Away From Video Games To "Lock IN" Might Include Smoking THC
YO SHAWTY I GOTTA TAKE A LOCK IN BREAK