horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017

Clam with air biscuit

Girl farting while she receives oral sex

Daniele gave me a clam with air biscuit last night.

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

Dropping Your Biscuit

Dropping a smelly fart during intercourse.

"Oh no Nancy, are you dropping your biscuit again?"

"Why yes Terrance, I did just drop my biscuit!"

by TheWiseApricot June 16, 2018

Bangladesh Biscuit Bomb

When a man fucks his love in the butt, releases said sperm in her anal cavity, smacks both bit cheeks together while it flows out, creates a cum explosion, then proceeds to antique her from behind.

You know I love you because you’ve just been Bangladesh Biscuit Bombed.

by ihad2 August 24, 2021

joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth

I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.

by Ratpackisback February 18, 2017

Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.

He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.

by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019

balls over biscuits

Abnormally weird and hectic.

My job was balls over biscuits all day long.

by Rance Kesterson March 28, 2017