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Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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the best band ever

Jimothy: Queen is the best band ever.
Quintavius DeMarcus DeBartholomew L'Sexhaver MMMDCCCLXXXIV: No the fuck it's not. Tally Hall exists, you fucking moron.
by dwyl183 January 21, 2025
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Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
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Rubber-banding

Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”
by justsomestudent February 3, 2021
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Gummibärchen Bande

German word that translated to gummy bear band.

1. That one really loud and obnoxious friend group who act like they are they are the shit but in reality they all secretly hate each other and gossip behind each other's backs.

2. Friend group of a bunch of little kids who think they are gangsters because they stole gum once.
"See those girls over there? Such a Gummibärchen Bande"
by Du hurensohn ❤️ May 28, 2024
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I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.
by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023
mugGet the I don’t like the band Palaye Royalemug.

Band it

Get to the point. Move on. Get over it. Wrap it up.

When someone is over explaining or going on a tangent, "band it" is a way to get them back on track with their story.
"Just get to the point, it's over, band it."
"I understand, band it and continue."
"Guys just band it I'm tired"
by TitaniaNena October 12, 2020
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