Where do I start, people named “Emily Smith” are the best people in the whole ass world. They are the most trustworthy people in the world. As well as being the kindest people in recorded history. If you don’t have a friend named “Emily Smith”, What are you doing?? They are the GREATEST people ever!
by factsonlybro February 20, 2022
Get the Emily Smithmug. When an officemate drinks the last of the coffee and doesn’t make more or even ask anyone if they want more coffee made.
by Allizrag March 29, 2019
Get the Emilyingmug. So, to summarise emily is very much like when you put the milk in before the cereal. She is that uncomfortable pair of eyes judging your every move. She’s a psycho biatch who wants the attention of every woman man and animal within 100 mile radius. Her laugh makes me want to physically throw up. Emily, if you see this know that you are possibly the most horrible person living and you deserve nothing but the worst that life can offer.
by Thebestestbiatch November 13, 2022
Get the Emilymug. Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.
I love you Emily.
by s0_oin. May 12, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Michael’s Future wife ;)
by Keon my November 23, 2021
Get the Emilymug. by Cakys September 25, 2023
Get the Emilismug. Although not normally seen they can be described as flat even though she argues that she has C cups when we all know she's fucking bullshitting
by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022
Get the Emilys Titsmug.