When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.
by Caliga Simul Stamus November 5, 2016

( sensitive urban zones in English, and abbreviated ZUS in French of France, also called no-go zones):
urban Muslim ghettos in major European cities where little or no integration/assimilation takes place
urban Muslim ghettos in major European cities where little or no integration/assimilation takes place
How can these zones urbaines sensibles exist if we want to integrate and assimilate these individuals?
by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

Friend: "Who was that guy you were talking to?'
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"
Me: "Who?"
Friend: "Oof, that guy got short-term memory zoned!"
by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
by theboss31 December 5, 2018

Non zoned friend or NZF is a noun used for a friend that have a reasonable chance to became someones partner. Origin of this word comes from the phenomen called friendzone where chances of becaming mate of the desired person is a fucking joke. New term non zoned friend or NZF is used to show that person is not in a friendzone to avoid confusion.
Hey how about that Adam you have been meeting now?
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.
by VH_Tiberius April 7, 2019

When you say I love you to your bestie and hit with the “ok” in a manner than steers you into a future of drinking and loneliness
by Nken July 5, 2018

by jbuckl April 17, 2009
