The Juan Z

The Juan Z is the action of combing/pushing your hair with your hands in order to avoid an awkward moment with someone, most often times a woman

Paul: yo did you see Juan ? Instead of smacking that stripper's ass dry humping him he just pushed his hair back with his hands.
Murray: I did bro, Paul did that to avoid being a douche and getting tossed out of the club man.
Paul: Yea it was steroid bro I and to do The Juan Z to avoid getting tossed out.

by Juan the Builder November 8, 2013

Eliza Z

A Eliza Z is a beautiful Human being inside and out. She's an accomlished artist musician and plug. She is so stunning that everyone thinks shes a movie star and when you are with her everyone wonders how you got lucky enough to hang with her. She gives to charity and is a vegetarian. She is loved and protected by karma and her friends. Her never answering phone calls or texts is so charming but Her weaknesses are few. The most disturbing of her weaknesses is she can't tell time. She can read and do math but alas the poor girl can't tell a lick of time. She is the one that made being late gangster. She is definitely Semper Fidelus

Look at that movie star she looks all Eliza z.

by Gunnystrange January 9, 2023

O. Z.

O. Z. stands for being overzealous, a brain disorder. Those afflicted do not know when to stop - planning a party down to the most minute detail, decorating a room or giving an endless stream of gifts on Christmas when a few would more than suffice. Frequently mis-diagnosed in children as industriousness or generosity, by adulthood it's incurable.

"I'll just tidy up", she said, heading for the kitchen, "a few minutes." Hours later she emerged, having rewashed the clean dishes, glasses and cutlery, scrubbed the floor, wiped, re-wiped and sterilized the counters, thrown out loads of perfectly good food to neaten the fridge and arranged their Urban Dictionary mugs in alphabetical order, her O. Z. out of control.

by Monkey's Dad December 29, 2023

w h e e z e

To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.

(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*

(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E

by MrChickinMan March 5, 2021

Tom Z

The condition/disease of acting like a robot at school, symptoms being lack of social awareness, awkward in public, lack of awareness of physical appearance, and loss of friends. It is contagious.

You’re such a bot you have Tom Z.

by Ohio1111 December 13, 2023

Z-Line

(Must be done in one breath.) Take a line of yola, followed by a dab of concentrate, then before you exhale , take a shot of liquor of your choice.

Wanna take a Z-Line to get this pre-game started ?

by Djzugerwrx May 2, 2017

Gen Z

A generation that is both dumb yet surprisingly fun. Afraid to ask for ketchup because it might come off as rude, yet will 100% bodyslam the hell out of someone. The generation that will most likely be known for Tide Pods, Knife Games, and their Anonymous edits. (But like...why...)

Also one of the most technologically informed (Is...is that right?) generations, since we "spend so much time on that damn phone", well parental unit, we aren't a hazard while using them.

1: "Which generation are you?"
2: "Gen Z"

by Queenieisnthere November 25, 2020