30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.

I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.

by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017

Tupac year

In honor of Tupac passing at 25. Your 25th birthday is this

I’m celebrating my Tupac year.

by Dragon up May 21, 2022

The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict May 16, 2011

New years day

A day to ask someone out

Boy: it's new years day you know what that means

Girl:...

by Gay.gay.gay.gay December 31, 2021

Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel

I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.

by Cragnon March 7, 2024

Egypt year

A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.

I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.

by SiK juice October 24, 2017

Cuntless years

A couple of days after break up

— Dude, you have to break up with Katie!
— I know, but I'm scared shitless of cuntless years to come

by russiancase December 1, 2021