clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Work house

A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.

Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..

Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!

Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.

by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020

Work

Go and do some instead of pissing about on here. Like you're paid to do.

Why are you still on here? Go and do some fucking work

by COVID-19 February 20, 2020

working like a dog

Sacked out on the sofa all day.

"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

work me up

To fuck a girl rough and get nasty w her

Girl: *having medium speed sex* you can work me up if you want

Guy: dafuq aight lil slut

by FreakyFrank_ November 12, 2020

working man

The act of having sex with a female and then doing a shift right after.

Went up to Sally's last night and gave 'er a right working man. Shagged 'er, got me boots on, then off to work. Best shift I've ever done.

by darth-canid November 20, 2020

Oh no baby that ain’t going to work

As phrase used by the one and only Adlina Cedillo-Silva usually used to make clear or prove a point.

Girl tried to shake her ass but was flat”oh no baby that ain’t going to work”.

by Theoneandonlyallison November 25, 2020