Window

The thing birds crash into or little children jump through.

Repair Guy: so how’d this window break in the first place
Me: some kid thought that he could float right through it. Spoiler alert, he’s not magical

by King_J1123 April 18, 2021

Windows 7

An outdated piece of crap used by people who think car companies “don’t build ‘em like they used to”
Windows 7 users completely ignore all the advancements that Microsoft made in 10 years and show how edgy they are by sticking it to the man.

I ran SFC /scannow on Windows 7 but it says some system files couldn't be repaired.

Yeah, bud. Your componet store is corrupted. Enjoy spending two days reinstalling your Windows and thirty different applications.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

window eater

a very stinky person but they are very lovable
a Window eater is the best type of person you CAN meen

person1: Wow they are so cool
person2: yeah they must be a window eater
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by stargirl111 August 9, 2022

window cleaners bucket

Cavernous fanny

She has a fanny like a window cleaners bucket

by Peewak October 8, 2022

Window Cutie

Jovesa and Briana's Relationship

"whats going on with Window Cuties relatinship"
"i am a but confussed"

"same tbh"

by The cheeky chic June 5, 2019

Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.

I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!

by docebo June 9, 2019

Window Shopping

A term used in baseball to describe a player that strikes out looking (doesn't swing).

"Here's the pitch.....Strike three! Harper gets caught window shopping on the low fastball to end the inning."

by TheInterestingMan June 12, 2017