Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

by E11a_iz_cool October 4, 2021

"Hey Doug, do you mind ordering me some french fries when you get to the grease window?"
"Sure thing!"
"Sure thing!"
by Ne0tek November 2, 2017

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

The best thing during construction. Especially helps with starting arguments with Mac users and calling them a shitbucket.
by tomorrowgalaxy February 20, 2022

by Smallwiggly69 May 14, 2021
