Duck Life

Being laid back, not letting things upset you when they should.

When life craps on you and you take it with a smile and just keep chilling.

Can also be used as "Duck Like" or "Like a Duck"

Living the duck life not letting life get me down.

You gotta be duck like with that shit!

You know me living like a duck

by Frostynozzle December 31, 2016

dick duck

A bird with a penis for a nose and is aquatic. Reproduces be sneezing into females pussy square.

That dick duck has a fucking 7 inch nose!

by Mr_Spazzy February 6, 2015

Greasing the Duck

Getting the job done

We were here late at work greasing the duck

by ifnoprobe August 24, 2010

duck that meal

Like a duck, you have to go to the washroom as soon as you're finished eating.

Man, I just had a BLT salad and now I have to duck that meal... brb.

by jadedAngel77 February 5, 2008

sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.

"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."

by cdb1 December 12, 2021

Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

by James Earl XVIII January 2, 2011