Fupa-Nipple

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.

His fupa-nipple was beaming through his pants when we were ice skating today.

by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025

NIPPLE LIGHT

A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.

"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier

"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln

by Rent a car place January 31, 2019

The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really

by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019

Udon Nipples

When someone has abnormally long thick nipples.

He didn’t get the role because of his udon nipples.

by rustyspoon August 26, 2025

Baby Nipples

An insult that makes somebody question what the fuck is happening.

"Go suck baby nipples"

by B. Nipples August 8, 2018

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.

Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024