Quite possibly the cutest boy ever. He will try to make you laugh and is an amazing person on the inside, even if he acts a bit cold on the outside. <3
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
by BoncingKittens March 31, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by Bombtortoise January 18, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills
Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. .an orgasmic human being, who is very loving, kind and has a bomb ass fashion sense. He has a hot bod and his face is fleeky as fuck as well as his sexy hair. overall so hard working, puts other people before himself, as funny as a chicken and not a NONCE . not to mention he is a proper sexpert.
ethan's a skeng G
by pengting1234 July 12, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
by ihateethanlol April 25, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. ethan is a square
by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023
Get the ethanmug. by anon 7676 October 13, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.