Touch grass

When someone gets really upset/animated about something and someone tries to get them to calm down by telling them to smoke some weed.

Dude, Carlos... Chill out man. You really need to touch grass!

by queef_burglar69 March 16, 2021

Touch The Kid Day

Hi my name is pontus i hide kids in my basement:)

What day is it today?
It's touch the kid day

by MatayNwordDiggah March 26, 2020

Touching

Touching someone in a sexual place...and then getting rejected and contemplating life and why you sexually abused her to get her to date you

Nasty bitch

"I started touching her/him and she slapped me wish me good luck in jail

by XxthatgirlwhohasnofriendsxX October 5, 2020

Touch grass

Touch grass

Touch grass

by antopod85 January 16, 2022

cum touch

where one boy cums on his hand and wipes it on another boy to initiate. Then it is played out like the cheese touch being passed by player to play in a group of boys.

Who is in. Christian has the cum touch

by gavin is sexy February 24, 2020

can't touch my swag

can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not

Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay

by bruh funny June 27, 2019

Don't touch yourself

Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.

Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.

by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020