What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.
Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

If you want a good retirement income, stop lighting money on fire, even if you bring home lots of it.
by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

When procceding to a stop light roll down your windows and turn up the radio. Procced to randomly spaz out into dance and look at the other drives who are stopped. If you are lucky the other drivers will do the same.
Driver- "Damn those girls are in that car are fine!"
Passenger- "We should hit them up with a Red Light Challenge"
Passenger- "We should hit them up with a Red Light Challenge"
by RedLightChallengeKing December 20, 2010

Man 1: Oh my gosh, say Rise up lights really fast and it sounds like your saying razor blades in a British accent. CRAYZEEE!
by tyghgrtfhnfhnbgdchnbhj March 12, 2019

When you are parked at stop light and someone is behind you, and when it turns green you don't move and piss the person behind you off. But as Soon as it is turning red you take off, and make them wait again.
by Bomb April 5, 2005

Awesome band that everyone should know. Hot, sweet guys with great lyrics and melodies. Some of the cutest guys you will ever meet and everyone loves them
by musicmaniac27 December 1, 2009

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.
by Starchylde May 20, 2016
