retarded bum pirate

a back door burgler

some one rapes people up the arse
sunny creswell is a retarded bum pirate

batman was raped bye a retarded bum pirate

and harry potter is a retarded bum pirate

by josh hankin August 30, 2005
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9/11 retard

9/11 conspiracy nutter who believes in the most ridiculous end of the scale of conspiracy theories about 9/11, such as no planes flew into the buildings, fake videos, fake jumpers etc. Logic is not a friend of these people.
Paranoid retard: Look at this video the jumpers were fake because they are lined up to make it dramatic.

Normal person: Shut up 9/11 retard
by Kurtz999 August 21, 2011
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Retarded Animal Babies

Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.
"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"
by Brocko January 13, 2004
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goblin retard faggot

A Goblin Retard faggot is a person that chases after girls that don't like anybody.
by Hshzn October 29, 2019
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Urban dictionary retard

some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special
Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term

unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s
by eggsandbeans June 30, 2009
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Dumb Fucking Retard

Dumb Fucking Retard.

When someone is so dumb and so retarded, the only way you can properly describe their lack of cognitive ability is by calling them a dumb fucking retard.
Peter: My bitcoin wallet got corrupted and all my bitcoin is gone!
Everyone: Just use the seed phrase to recover the funds and transfer them to a new wallet.
Peter: What's a seed phrase?
Everyone: Wow Peter, you're a dumb fucking retard.
by DopeEffect January 19, 2020
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