A typically cancerous middle aged asshole who believes science is a lie and asks for the manager in every starbucks and walmart. Truly the low of human ingenuity and evolution.
Jason- Hey KAREN! Fuck you, piece o' shit.
Note- This sentence is typically uttered by a 15 year old from ohio.
Note- This sentence is typically uttered by a 15 year old from ohio.
by Cheesy Weezor July 26, 2020
Get the Karenmug. by SoggyFrogMilk June 20, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Now, Karen has been described in many ways. You can find a wild Karen in their natural habitats, the local park, restaurant, Karen can be just about any restaurant, the fancier the more common. Or at any type of shopping area, like Walmart, or a mall.
Karen's often self destruct, due to calling the police on any one ranging from 4 months to 30 years old.
The best way to avoid a Karen is wait for her to give up, call the police and get herself arrested, or wait for her to attack, because they are usually quite predictable.
If you can, try to avoid any wild Karen, if you want to decrease the risk of bleeding ears.
Karen's often self destruct, due to calling the police on any one ranging from 4 months to 30 years old.
The best way to avoid a Karen is wait for her to give up, call the police and get herself arrested, or wait for her to attack, because they are usually quite predictable.
If you can, try to avoid any wild Karen, if you want to decrease the risk of bleeding ears.
by Bruh plane January 26, 2021
Get the Karenmug. A Karen is a Middle Aged Blonde Women 3 unvaccinated children owns a f$*$ing big SUV
Common Phrase:Let me Speak to the manager
Style:Ugly a$$ bowl cut hair tan capris and white striped shirts
Personality:By far rudest kind of women ever has a slow temper insults for no f*%÷ing reason
Common Phrase:Let me Speak to the manager
Style:Ugly a$$ bowl cut hair tan capris and white striped shirts
Personality:By far rudest kind of women ever has a slow temper insults for no f*%÷ing reason
Karen:I want this *Shows picture of obviously photo shopped picture of a hair dye*
Hairdresser:Sorry ma'am but that is photo edited
Karen:WHAT THE F#&@ HOW DARE YOU LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR F#&@ING MANAGER
Hairdresser:*Nods agreeingly*
Karen:DONT F@$#ING NOD AT ME USE YOUR DAMN WORDS
Hairdresser:Sorry ma'am but that is photo edited
Karen:WHAT THE F#&@ HOW DARE YOU LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR F#&@ING MANAGER
Hairdresser:*Nods agreeingly*
Karen:DONT F@$#ING NOD AT ME USE YOUR DAMN WORDS
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Karen: CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!!???
by Pastelgirl August 10, 2022
Get the Karenmug. A 35 year old woman that happens to be my Mom, divorced my Dad, Drives a minivan, and talks to every manager she can.(This is a joke, my Mom is not named Karen and she is not nuts)
Karen: "Hey son, I know I divorced your Dad and made you miserable for as long as I can remember, but do you want to go talk to the manager with me, then get in my minivan and go to soccer?"
Son: "Screw you im outta here" walks to friends house
Karen: randomly shows up "I'll sue you son for emotional abuse" smiles wickedly
Son: flees Americ
Son: "Screw you im outta here" walks to friends house
Karen: randomly shows up "I'll sue you son for emotional abuse" smiles wickedly
Son: flees Americ
by AlaskanPilot39 October 30, 2020
Get the Karenmug. "May I speak to the manager????????????????"
"Uh... no, because he's sick"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM ASAP."
"MA'AM-"
"Hey Karen, rocking that short blonde haircut?"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE-"
"I am the manager."
"Uh... no, because he's sick"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM ASAP."
"MA'AM-"
"Hey Karen, rocking that short blonde haircut?"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE-"
"I am the manager."
by thepurplegirl(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ February 18, 2021
Get the karenmug.