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Jacksepticeye Syndrome 

Watching so much Jacksepticeye that you unintentionally fall in love with him.
I got a case of the Jacksepticeye syndrome. I mean, look how cute he is! I want to fuck his brains out.

kick-the-dog syndrome 

The act of mistreating a peer or someone inferior to you out of frustration because a superior (whom you can't argue with) has treated you poorly.
Apparently he came home and just started yelling. It's kick-the-dog syndrome: his boss is an asshole and he takes it out on her.

Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS)

When a sports professional is affected by the presence or celebrity of a female companion to the point that it affects his preformance and possible outcome of the game.
Iker Casillas was so distracted by girlfriend Sara Carbonero's reporting from right behind his position in goal before the match that it overwhelmed him to the point of allowing the losing goal which is a typical symptom of Tony Romo Syndrome (TRS).

Restless Vagina Syndrome 

or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"
Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.

James Bond Syndrome

When a man (generally a W.A.S.P.) has a sexual preference to one or more different race over that of his own.

In the James Bond films, James sleeps with women of all ethnicities. He doesn't often court British women, as shown by the way he treats Money Penny.
"Hey man, why don't you go out with Patty?"

"I'm not really attracted to Irish girls, I've got James Bond Syndrome."

Scarlett Syndrome 

Not thinking about any problems today figuring you can deal with them tomorrow, like Scarlett O'Hara did in "Gone With The Wind." "I can't think about that today, I'll think about it tomorrow." Perfect cure to whatever ails you.
Kiley: Look at all this mail you haven't opened. There must be stuff here from last Christmas.

Tara: Oh, that silly ol' mail? Toss that into the fire. I can't be bothered with that today, I'll think about it tomorrow.

Kiley: You cannot be serious! You have got a serious case of Scarlett Syndrome. Get up off your ass and deal with this pile of mail. NOW!
Scarlett Syndrome by alex02116 April 21, 2009