venting syndrome

The only time that a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other mentions the person that they are involved with. They only complain about them.

"Damn, Cindy is bitching about her boyfriend again."
"Is that all she ever talks about?"
"I think she has venting syndrome."

by Mark Black July 18, 2007

Besley Syndrome

When one suffers from stunted growth from extreme exposure to Blenheim, and toast.

Tabby Besley, she suffers from Besley Syndrome. Quite badly.

by LalalalaBlenheim January 20, 2009

no life syndrome

Where one has no life and finds social situations awkward and depressing having life followed by long goals of becoming a sick cunt

That girl isn't a sick cunt, she must have no life syndrome

by sick cuntt July 2, 2014

Ferrari Syndrome

The critiquing of an unattainable object.

An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.

Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.

"Matt says he'd never date that bikini model because her eyes are too close together, but have you seen the girls he takes home!?"

"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"

by universeguyd August 4, 2014

Mother Syndrome

When someone who likes you is overprotective and is constantly hovering over you. They take care of you, worry excessively, listen to you and look over you as if they were your mother.

Friend: Does she always check up on you like that?
Yeah she just wants to know I'm okay.
Friend: She must have mother syndrome, bro.

by jacksonpollockdick September 5, 2014

Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.

I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.

by Bird345 September 16, 2014

Honda syndrome

When a Honda owner wants to race a car much out of its league. Normally younger adults that have put large exhausts on their accords and floor it around town sounding loud but going nowhere

The only Hondas that don't fall in this category are the S2000s.

Jake: Hey bro that Honda is revving his engine at you he must be trying to race you

Mike: Yeah man he gets that Honda syndrome going on

by Abschatten November 2, 2014