Snuffer

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that Obama is secretly plotting, or otherwise planning a proposal that would require mandatory "End of Life Counseling" for senior citizens every five years. Similar to a birther.

A rumor mostly passed by Freepers, but debunked by Snopes.

Crazy CTer: "Hey, I heard today that not only was Obama born in Kenya, but he's also planning to make Senior Citizens have end of life counseling, in order to pressure them into euthanasia, every five years!"

Ignore the snuffer. Common sense is not their forte.

by DashEvil July 29, 2009

melbourne shuffle

A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name

person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"

person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"

pause

person M: " yeh"

pause

person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"

person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"

Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"

person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"

person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"

person M: " I R win"

the melbourne shuffle was born

by porn pirate February 25, 2008

Smuff

The fluff that gathers between toes, in bellybuttons, and has no known origin. Also used in Superhero Comics as an innocuous sound effect during punches.

Smuff! "Take that Korditch. Now no-one will know that I xxxxxx, am actually (superhero name), international playboy, multimillionaire."

by Elpiniki's arch nemesis March 25, 2010

Two fist shuffle

That's when I am rubbing one out.

I am only hear to do the two fist shuffle.

by Griz April 18, 2004

shuffler

its a fart that sounds like a deck of cards being shuffled

after i ripped one real loud, my friend chris said that fart sounded like a deck of cards being shuffled, hence the term shuffler every time a fart sounds like that

by ebjimmyg June 5, 2005

snuffing

The act of eating out a girl while blowing quick bursts of air out of your nose on her clitoris.

Kate: "yo bro you gunna snuff that girl?"
Will: "ya i be snuffing her all night."

by hguty18 December 15, 2011

icky shuffle

The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper.

Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do the icky shuffle all the way back to my room, cuz the stupid housekeepers didn't restock the t.p. in the cafeteria's bathroom. Fucking nasty, bro!!

by Davey D. June 3, 2007