Shark

Somebody’s bitch, or a girl that’s always with them.
Yeah me and my shark was out yesterday, bitch not cute but she slobbed me.
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Shark tooth

This connotes someone with shark teeth.Often looks puzzly,like a maze,like a bag of skittles, like someone threw a brick at it.You can often catch this person flossing with peculiar objects ranging from a mattress to a pillow to even car tyres.
You have shark tooth it looks wonderful
by Jj176 August 6, 2023
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Virtue Shark

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025
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Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.
by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023
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shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)
Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.
by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013
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Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.
"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"
by Audrew March 6, 2016
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