Ryan

Ryan is a person who prioritizes his own immediate comforts, such as affordable pizza and beer, over the fundamental rights and freedoms of others, including his daughter. He is content with the status quo, even if it means his daughter lacks essential rights like the ability to vote or make decisions about her own body, as long as his personal desires are met.

Oh, that guy is such a Ryan—he's all about cheap pizza and beer and couldn’t care less about important stuff like rights.

Ryan by democracyofhypocracy July 20, 2024

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Ryan

A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.

Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!

Ryan by sillygooseexpress August 9, 2024

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Ryan

Ryan is the most incredible guy in the world. Not only is he sweet, caring, driven, hilarious, and overall incredible, but he is also the most handsome guy known in the universe. Everyone with a ryan in their life is the luckiest person in the world

“Who’s that super incredible person!?”
“Oh thats just ryan”

Ryan by Madsthebads November 25, 2024

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Ryan

A stupid office nerd with a fucked up shaped head. Only bangs his roommates and maybe a fat girl every once in a while. Sucks at golf and still fucks his roommates. Gay frat boy. Also acts like a damn woman

Wow did Ryan bang a man or is that just a fat bitch???

Ryan by PenisPumper8=D December 10, 2024