Tic Tac Potato Sack 

Someone with a really small dick, yet has a gigantic ballsack.

Jim is a Tic Tac Potato Sack for sure!

Tic Tac Potato Sack by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007

Cooch Potato 

A person that don't ride the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"

Cooch Potato by Javier & John June 24 June 27, 2008

Sexual Potato 

Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.

girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"

girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"

Sexual Potato by sexualninjaofLH April 8, 2007

douche potato 

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.

little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.

douche potato by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

sweet potato fever 

A term describing when a non-white person has a sexual attraction or preference for white people who get spray-on tans.

Juán is Mexican but he only dates white guys who get spray tans. He has a serious case of sweet potato fever.

sweet potato fever by Vegan2 November 26, 2011

Thought Potato 

Having uncontrollable thoughts about food when you're on a diet.

Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.

OMG I'M HAVING SO MANY THOUGHT POTATOES.

Thought Potato by RestlessNortherner January 20, 2015

Baked Potato 

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.

I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.

Baked Potato by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011