Post Rage Clarity

Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.

Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"

by bernardo_shrinks May 13, 2022

Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

Post SBC clarity

When you put your whole club into an sbc only to pull the most unusable card.

I just put my whole club into this icon pack and got fucking litmanen. I'm experiencing POST SBC CLARITY

by laudrup120 June 25, 2023

Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend

me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression

by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019

Post-covid health

What your mental health has become in post-covid worktopia

Where is the dignity of real office work? Worktopia is deadly to your post-covid health

by Sexydimma September 17, 2023

Post Coital Coma

The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.

I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.

by FredAstair June 15, 2019

Post-Meeting Collapse

The inevitable reduction of effort after a great meeting that ultimately ruins momentum and places the team further behind schedule.

We were making good progress, and that meeting went great. Unfortunately afterwards everyone suffered a bad case of post-meeting collapse, and nothing has been done since then.

by Startup Street May 24, 2023