one eyed pirate

what doing a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and jizz in her eye, thus causing her to say arrr like a pirate
man i gave cassie the oned eyed pirate
by Kimosawby December 08, 2004
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Pirate Duck Mafia

Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.

Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.

The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
by Pirate Duck Mafia March 11, 2009
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One Eyed Pirate

Cum in her eye, quickly followed by a jab to the stomach. Forcing her to say "ARGH".
After having sex last night i gave her an One Eyed Pirate.
by Pete West August 10, 2003
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Pirate Hooker

Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.
by colonelcantwell September 08, 2009
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Eye Eye Pirate

You have a woman with one eye. You Move her eye patch and fuck her right in the eye socket. This is the Eye Eye Pirate.
She asked me for the Eye Eye Pirate. It was new and different, and a tight fit too.
by AceLiquor August 04, 2019
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mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.
EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.
by banditterritory April 04, 2014
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one legged pirate

A pirate lacking his third leg
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
Avast me, one of me legs has been removed by this here sharp sword - Ill have to be a land lubber for the rest of me days.
by Blueice January 27, 2003
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