"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
by newsvava April 27, 2009
a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
by Johan destroyer of planets May 19, 2010
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
The act of oral sex cunnalingus preformed on a woman where the giver manipulates their hands as described below:
Place hands together as if you are going to pray.
Interlock the 4th & 5th digit of both hands.
Insert the 3rd or middle digit into the receiver’s vagina.
Spread the labia or vaginal lips with the second digit to allow access to the clitoris.
Use the thumbs or first digit to support the giver head underneath the chin.
Use your lips & tongue to give your partner the time of her life.
Place hands together as if you are going to pray.
Interlock the 4th & 5th digit of both hands.
Insert the 3rd or middle digit into the receiver’s vagina.
Spread the labia or vaginal lips with the second digit to allow access to the clitoris.
Use the thumbs or first digit to support the giver head underneath the chin.
Use your lips & tongue to give your partner the time of her life.
Originally mention in the 1986 - 1992 NBC TV show LA LAW as, "That was the Venus Fly Trap, it's Never failed me yet", referring to a scene which the viewer was led to believe that oral sex was being preformed much to the joy of actress Susan Dey. Don’t ask who the actor who played opposite of her was, or the name of the episode, as I don’t know. It was then discussed in the Forum articles of Playboy magazine. Which is where I learned the technique, much to the delight of more than one woman.
by flingwings March 14, 2006
by samstorm December 05, 2004
another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.
henery: would you like a biscuit?
charlie: yes please
henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?
charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.
charlie: yes please
henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?
charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.
by henery777 June 10, 2009