toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020

cuttin' paper

One that has a daytime job, usually being paid by the day, week, or biweekly, as opposed to one in a professional position with a salary.

I'm cuttin' paper with this job at the recycling plant.

by ArfGraf August 25, 2013

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Toilet paper

Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.

Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story

by DeepFriedDump April 6, 2020

big daddy paper

Homie with stacks on stacks.

yo did you see Chris got that job at goldman? Yeah bro, he's gonna be making that big daddy paper! He's for sure to start pulling some dimes now.

by big stacks April 12, 2020