Computer noob

A person who only plays computer games and uses only a computer rather than a gaming console.

Dude, you are a computer noob.

he never uses a console what a computer noob.

Computer noob by Mike Chabot June 11, 2008

sassy noob 

Reavenger's girlfriend. biggest asian in town. is the patient zero of aids, basically lives down in china town because she's asian.
Works at a chinese restaurant, why reavengers has got the whole chinese menu memorized.
She's asian which means she's as flat as a board, eyes that are scary as hell and tries to act like the rest of us.

Whoa that girl was a sassy noob.
Hey billy joe you see that sassy noob with that reavengers?

sassy noob by maste chief8 January 19, 2008

Super-Noob

A slang term used to describe a perosn on a MMORPG, such as RuneScape. Super-Noobs are commonly seen with nothing on but a cape, running armound yelling "I'm Super-Noob!!"

See Also: noob

Super-noob23: Im super-noob!!!11

Super-Noob by Thomas Davis December 22, 2007

re-noob 

After an extended absence in online gaming, a re-noob is a formerly proficient player who now finds himself making noob-level mistakes.

I haven't played WOW in years! I keep making noob mistakes. I'm a re-noob.

re-noob by teeda2 November 21, 2010

Lawn Noob 

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

Lawn Noob by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.

Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live

BikeRace Noob by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011

Gary Noob 

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

Gary Noob by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011