Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

nipple fetish

When you feel immense need to see, touch, or suckle on nipples.

Me: "I really wanna suckle on (certain actor)'s nipples!"
Friend Z: "That's so real, but maybe you have a nipple fetish."

by Grayissilly July 27, 2023

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.

"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"

by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021

Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!

Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!

by Project 808 July 31, 2017

Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.

Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

mega nipple

The biggest most powerful thing known to man.

I wish I had mega nipples

by MegaDwarf69 December 9, 2017