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Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!
Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!
by Project 808 July 31, 2017
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Baby Nipples

An insult that makes somebody question what the fuck is happening.
by B. Nipples August 8, 2018
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Udon Nipples

When someone has abnormally long thick nipples.
He didn’t get the role because of his udon nipples.
by rustyspoon August 26, 2025
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male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025
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nipple fetish

When you feel immense need to see, touch, or suckle on nipples.
Me: "I really wanna suckle on (certain actor)'s nipples!"
Friend Z: "That's so real, but maybe you have a nipple fetish."
by Grayissilly July 27, 2023
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Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient

Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
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