Nut Twerking

The act of swinging your testicles back and forth making a noise as if someone was clapping.

When I was in the shower I got bored and started Nut Twerking.

by MythlyRaven October 11, 2013

Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

gum nut

When you receive a blow job from an elderly man or woman, because they have no teeth their gums will rub on your penis and when you ejaculate (nut) it is called a gum nut.

Gum nuts are also little objects that fall off gum trees commonly found throughout Australia.

Oi Hazza your grandma gave me the best gum nut every last night, I think I'm in love.

Look at all these gum nuts that fell out of this tree bro.

by Cute Pencil Case October 24, 2018

Nut Luge

The act of drinking a beer poured over someone's balls. The male equivalent of the Boob luge.

I don't remember much about last night, but I'm pretty sure Shae did a Nut Luge off of my balls.

by Krzyztopor June 07, 2022

Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 09, 2022

Calm A Nut

To relax in ones sexually frustrated testicular region

Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut

by Fatika January 31, 2011

The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 25, 2018