barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022

mathia

A girl a lot of guys will like but turns out to be a bitch in the end she is usually forgotten about over time thats a Mathia

Mathia pretends to like but will talk about u behind their back.

by Noahthebestatsoccer January 14, 2014

Beat Machine

A large facillitation of physical damage using blunt objects on a target or targets.

It's a fuckowitz for a hugabitch in the Beat Machine.

by MoFugly(R) December 15, 2004

crane machine

when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little fucker and tell him, "Get out you little fucker, this is my house... bitch!"

I couldn't wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really horny and gave my old bitch a crane machine.

by sir fucks-a-lot April 24, 2009

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

machismo

a strong manly vibe.

his machismo made those hoes wet.

by legen waitforit dary January 22, 2019